This Game is called the Mushroom Game.
Your mission is to get the mushroom.
You must write about how you got the mushroom, and how you are going to protect the mushroom from other players.
No destroying the mushroom.
You mush always include 'I have the mushroom.' in your post.

I'll start:
I have the mushroom.
I have put a force field around the mushroom.

Ahhh one of these eh?

As an AT-AT destroys the shield generator powering the force field I fly in using my speeder bike and steal the mushroom.

I have the mushroom!

I hire a village of ninjas to protect it.

I open a dimensional rift from the plane of shadows and steal the mushroom behind the ninjas back.

I have the mushroom!

I put the mushroom inside the plane of shadow, carried by one of its monsters.

I use a EMP to get the plane down, i walk in and take the mushroom.
I have the mushroom.
I get a bomb and plant it inside of it.

i make a clone of the mushroom do the ole switcheroo and diffuse the bomb

i haz mushroomz!!

i hide the mushroom in my pet elephants orfice

stick my hand into the Elephants orfice

I have the mushroom
I stick it in the middle of an unstoppable force

i put an immovable object in front of the unstoppable force.
after some event or other i get the mushroom.

i have the mushroom!

i send it in a sattelite up into space, with a bomb attached to the sattelite door and hope noone finds it.

i fart which causes the earth to shift its gravity to get away from me, causing the satelite ot loose orbit crashing into my house

i has muushrooms

i cook it and eat it with an omlette!

I Wait till u go to the toilet, take the shit and puzzle the mushroom again togheter

i got the mushroom!

I put the mushroom in a taxi in new york that is untracable.

I Start shooting every taxi driver in New york & look for the , with shit covered, Muchroom.

3 years later, by which i've grown a BBB ( Big Bushy Beard ) and 100 criminal records, i finally find the with shit covered muchroom

I go to my grandma's house & give the with shit covered muchroom to here. Anyone who wants to get a hold of it, will now have to listen to her story about how she went through WOII . . .