A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year-old father. While there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and Viagra.
The man asks, \"Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him?\"
The nurse explains, \"The hot chocolate will help him sleep.\"
The man says, \"And the Viagra?\"
\"Keeps him from falling out of bed.\"
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And one more on the house (this one is hilarious):
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren\'t prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a granmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, \"Mrs. Jones, do you know me?\" She responded, \"Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I\'ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you\'ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and tlk about them behind their backs. you think you\'re a big shot when you haven\'t the brains to realize you\'ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.\"
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, \"Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attroney?\"
She again replied, \"Why yes, I do. I\'ve know Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster,too. He\'s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can\'t buld a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheats on his wife with three different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.\"
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, \"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I\'ll send you both to the electric chair!\"
