Ayem that's just you. Hence the word 'just' ya noobah :P

A decent geek must 0wn more than 10 puters at time, fiddle with its inner gutz at least twice a day (on all of them) and make them swet like pigs 24h a day :D yeah.. THATS ME!

first the world, then geeks shall rule the galaxy at a faster speed than pie x the speed of light!

Well, its close mate, welcome my son to the geek side :D

ER... does that joke make me a geek?