i reckon we decide who's won this competition of captions!

Call 09011 40 50 60 To vote for Luckie

Call 09011 40 50 61 To vote for DreamState

Call 09011 40 50 62 To vote for Vogon

All calls are non-realistic and will most likely not be answered though it'd be an extreme conincidence if they did. All calls will be charged at standard network rate plus £1million per micro second. Terms and conditions are not available and calls may be monitored for training and quality assurance purposes. 10p from every call will go to some starving Africans in Uganda if the money doesn't get intercepted and stolen by the Government before we deliver it.

Free entry available on this thread. But you won't help any Africans ya stingy git.

Is there a SMS option?

no lol

but please bear in mind that calls from may vary.

Any call taken from a mobile phone will cost considerably more, while network charges may vary. Not all calls will be taken, but will be charged.

I vote for lucky and the holy cow